Sagarmatha, or Mount Everest
- MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
- SPORTS: I have a Wii.
- SPANISH: I watch Dora.
- ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
- MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
- GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
- HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

